Global Warming “Pause”

Global Warming bugs me to no end. You have all these super rich people from all sorts of places, like San Francisco, New York, and DC, telling us all the world will end. Why? They say it is because everyone is killing the world with CO² because we are all driving cars and flying in airplanes. The CO²  these machines are producing will cause rapid warming (like what would happen in a closed car in summer).

The results will be: more storms, less storms, more severe storms, less rain, more rain, droughts, death, war, and massive flooding of coastal and island communities leading to mass displacement, starvation, and death, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera (said in a very “The King and I” tone, delivery, and attire).

Yes, I picture global warming supporters as half naked toga wearing dictators.

Come’on, that made you laugh.

My favorite part of all this is the sea level rise. 15-20 years ago, we were told that if we didn’t do anything in 15-20 years, there would be nothing that could be done to save the world. So If there is nothing that can be done, why aren’t these people buying “beach front property” in the California desert since that is where the coast line will be after all this sea level rising? Or what about a nice summer home on the South Pole? I am sure they could get a great deal on some land on Greenland’s northern coast!

If they really believe all this, why don’t they put their own money down to prove the point?

Oh, yeah, my bad…Al Gore is too busy looking for his 10^th mansion. How many mansions does he have anyway? I am sure people like him are driving up the cost of real estate on Long Island (speaking of, isn’t that supposed to be under water by now anyway?).

And this whole CO²  thing. Did you know that CO²  is the smallest part, by percentage, of all the gasses in the atmosphere? Yes, it makes up (according to my very quick Google search), 0.04%.  Are we doubling this amount each year? No. What about every 10 years? Nope. Double over the last 100 years? Nope. Have we doubled it since the industrial revolution? NOPE.

CO² has only increased about 30% since the Industrial Revolution. BUT WE ARE NEAR THE BRINK OF UTTER RUIN! Donate $5 now and show those people who don’t believe in global warming how much you care!

Sorry, was getting caught up in the moment there.

If Al Gore, the Sierra Club, and Greenpeace weren’t multimillion dollar entities, I would question their basic math skills. But they are, so I can’t. Or maybe they are just really good at making people feel guilty as they are flying in private jets and commute daily from one country to another to make sure you know how bad this CO² stuff is!

So I just want to summarize: Something that makes up 0.04% of the total atmosphere, that made up like 0.03% of the total atmosphere like half a millennia ago, but might soon increase to 0.045%, might kill us all.

Even the EPA agrees with me! They are now classifying CO² as a hazardous pollutant. 

Shhh…nobody tell the trees and algae that they are reliant on a hazardous pollutant. 

So going back to the car in summer example, this whole panic of the increase would be like increasing the heating ability of like, well 6 square inches of car window glass. And we all know, that little 2 inch by 3 inch section of your car window glass could kill you! We should immediately spend trillions of dollars to get rid of that extra little piece of glass.

Or not. :)